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1、The Fish Net   Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?   A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.   鱼网   你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。   把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。   2、Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！   3、Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？” 哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”   4、The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”   5、On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time. 在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。   6、Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？ 　 儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。   7、Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. 妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的？ 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢？你看艾迪一声儿都不出。 玛丽：妈妈，艾迪当然不会出声了，因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。   8、The New Teacher   George comes from school on the first of September.   George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.   I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....   新老师   9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。   乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。   妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。     9谁是世界上第一个男人 who was the first man？ 谁是世界上第一个男人   a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生：“谁是世界上第一个男人”   “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly． 一个小男孩立刻大声说：“乔治.华盛顿。”   “how do you make out that george washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently． 老师带着宠溺的笑容问这个男生：“你如何证明乔治华盛顿是世界上第一个男人呢。”   “because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.” 这个男孩子说：“因为，他是第一个挑起战争，第一个主张和平，并且是第一个深得民心的人。”

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